So, I always thought I would end up a rich California housewife with a Japanese houseboy or gardner with whom I 'd have an affair and the paternity of my young son forever in dispute.
It's true - you can watch too much TV. I was raised by the TV- my mother was always on the phone. I do love TV. I can't even talk to people who don't have forty different cable channels - they are so out of touch with reality!
But, I do carry on a longstanding family tradition and watch Days of Our Lives whenever I can, and yet, I cannot believe how bad it is.
S0, about that crime rate....Have you notied these people on soaps are always dressed to the nines, their hair is perfectly coiffed, and they are never out of work? And, they are never fat, never have to take out the garbage, or chauffer the kids around...No, a typical day for them is
" Today, I shall commit adultery, then shoot my lover - who is my brother!"
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