Office World

I do not have a head for business. It rolled out the door in a corporate takeover and I never got it back.

I realized that not only can you NOT choose your relatives, you cannot choose your coworkers either.

I have a job, but I had to pay for it. Its called network marketing. I'm thinking this is how they will restart the Communist party.

So, I took up 'contracting' or temping in some circles and it works quite nice for me. No health insurance, no benefits, but I usually get paid a little more than the average wage slave. And, I've had 500 jobs, so now I'm a management consultant.

I've worked for most of the Fortune 500 companies, and Mormons. If you're not a Mormon, I don't suggest you go to work for them. They are worse than the Mob, they will give your job to their Mormon girlfriend. And, I have worked for the Mob. I don't suggest you work for them either.

I've worked in New York, in L.A. and a few points inbetween, but the best job I ever had -
well, let me think about that. None come to mind.

umm, still thinking...
to be continued...