My sister retired to the outer banks of North Carolina and it SNOWED. I live in San Diego and the past year has been one of the coldest on record. People in Georgia, Florida and Alabama are likewise pissed. Never mind about the cataclysmic snow everywhere else. So, climate change is at hand.
Well, we knew we were in for another ice age or whatever, no matter how many chlorofluorocarbons we spew in the air, and I say, Let's take over Mexico. Yes, I said it. You got a problem wit dat?
Mexico has oil, gold, great beaches, cheap land; what are we waiting for?
We can trade! They can come here!
They can have the USA!
Well, we knew we were in for another ice age or whatever, no matter how many chlorofluorocarbons we spew in the air, and I say, Let's take over Mexico. Yes, I said it. You got a problem wit dat?
Mexico has oil, gold, great beaches, cheap land; what are we waiting for?
We can trade! They can come here!
They can have the USA!
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